Cat Fight

Last Wednesday, i decided to ditch school. I was tired, and had a horrible lack of sleep unhappiness, so i figured if i stayed home i would sleep in and sleep some more. I decided this AFTER i woke up and got ready. lol.
I couldn't sleep. My guilt over how irresponsible i felt for ditching kept me awake. I seriously thought it was a horrible day! and it sure felt like it!!!!

So, i went downstairs (i dont remember for what) and my cat Pacha got out from under my bed to greet me. I love Pacha! he's my most favourite treasured cat ever!! When i go pick him up, i notice he stunk. I couldn't figure out what it was. I decided to smell a dirty spot he had on his leg.... and it turned out to be POOP! WAH! DISGUSTING!!!!!

Pacha is an inside/outside cat. He sleeps inside my house and parties outside. Seriously. And this being such, i couldn't stand (neither could my family) the fact that he was all pooped up and staying indoors! gross! So, of course, i HAD to shower him.

I filled out the tub and he cried himself silly the whole time. Thank heaven for sliding doors in my mom's bathroom!! I closed the doors and started to pour water on him and soaping him up. He cried THE WHOLE time. It was like a torture chamber for him. And i was the bad guy. He always hates me after i shower him.

Because i didnt wanna touch the water with any other body part other than what was necessary, i started to get a back ache. (After about 7 minutes washing him, lol). Then, I had this brilliant idea to squat down. Pacha saw me do that and immidiately cried "momma" and climbed on me as an ancher to get away from the cruel water. I thought, Aw, he's so cute! So i let him sit on me. BIG MISTAKE. Not even 10 seconds past after he fully climbed my legs that he realized it was me, his mommy, and he wrapped his little front legs around my neck. At this point, i still thought it was the most adorable thing ever. I say about 10 more seconds passed when he realized he could climb MY SHOULDERS to get even further away from the water. So he did. Clawing me in the process.

You think its over? oh no, this is just the beginning of the end.

So i let Pacha sit there for a few secs and then i decided to get him off to continue his shower. Yeah right, like he'd let me! He dug his little, sharp, probably even poopy nails into my back to make sure i wouldn't get him off.
Then i think, hey, how about i grab his back legs and then try to push him off my back? I was like, "hey, that might work!" So i try it....... and the very moment i push him off my back he turns around and CLAWS THE CRAP OUT OF MY NECK. freaking ouch.
I got blood everywhere. Including him. And it was so painful! agh! So i finished washing him as quick as i could, and dried him. Then he acts all indignant and pissed off and tries to ignore me and/or run away from me. Jerk! i didnt CLAW his freaking neck!

Here's a picture:



Freaking ouch.

The end.